Archive for the ‘Celebrity’ Category

Tizzle Wizzle - Jammies!

Sit on someone else’s couch to watch this.  It would suck to pee all over your own.

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Remember when Bret Michaels Died at the Tony Awards?

Um, yeah.  That was the funniest thing I had ever seen.

Worst obvious jokes:
1.  His show was immediately retitled “Neckbrace of Love”.
2.  There’s been a late addition to Poison’s greatest hits album.
3.  This was Michaels’ audition to play Curly in the upcoming Broadway production of “The Three Stooges”.
4.  Poison’s classic album “Open Up and Say…Ahh!” changed [...]

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Congrats, Billy Bob. You’re a Douche.

Billy Bob Thornton goes on a radio show to promote his band, The Boxmasters, and the interviewer mentions Billy Bob’s career in Hollywood.  Billy Bob’s reaction?  Treat the poor guy like garbage.  Classy.
Having watched the video, I have to ask this question: Exactly how did Billy Bob come to think of himself as being [...]

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What’s Wrong with Joaquin Phoenix?

Evidently he was inspired to expand his mind by this child.

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The Evolution of Jean-Claude Van Damme

Not only did Jean-Claude’s innocence die that day, so did his respect for women and himself, as evidenced here:

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Little Beyonce


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