Karate Stallion

SNL digital shorts don’t come much better than “I’m on a Boat”.

I like Bon Jovi.  I’ve bought his music since it was coming out on cassette tapes.  He seems like a decent guy, and very few of his songs have ever made me want to step out into traffic at rush hour.  However, this guy clearly has a really special relationship with “Livin’ on a Prayer”.  [...]

I’m starting to get a little weirded out that the most popular internet videos are most often about little girls and boys.  This will be the last one featuring children for awhile on Karate Stallion…at least a week.

Evidently he was inspired to expand his mind by this child.

I’ll be looking for this little girl in both the police blotter and Ocean’s 14.

This child is high as a kite after a trip to the dentist, and it’s awesome.  It appears he’ll be looking forward to many more visits.  Important note to parents: If you feel the need to get drunk, stoned, high, etc., you don’t always have to share with your children.  But if you do, [...]

This is a clip from Animal Planet’s “It’s Me or the Dog”.  Words cannot adequately describe the despair/insanity in that tortured animal’s eyes.

So…You’re making a music video.  Do you have some stock planetarium footage?  Check.  Is the most attractive girl in your small town available? No? Damn.  How about the lonely looking checkout girl at the Piggly Wiggly?  Yes?  Awesome.  Time to put on the Bugle Boy jeans and a polo shirt, my friend.  You’re about to [...]