Karate Stallion

Sit on someone else’s couch to watch this.  It would suck to pee all over your own.

The internet continues to combine awesome things.  Muppets and Queen is now at the top of my list, with girls and cups a distant second.

This.
Is.
Horrifying.

“If you’re not somebody, then you’re gonna be somebody’s fool.”  Just like your parents, who bought their kid a motivational video from Mr. T.  Don’t get me wrong, I love Mr. T.   He’s probably the only man on earth I’d let spoon me.  But why do kids need a motivational video?  In 1984 (when this [...]

Finally a video that confirms everything I’ve ever believed about Cleveland.  As someone who has frequently driven through that city one time, I feel that most would agree I’m kind of an expert on the subject.  It’s nice to see that someone with video production capacity shares my disdain for this blight on the country.

From the artists(?) who brought you “Dick in a Box”, here’s a beautiful ode to mothers.

Happy Mother’s Day!  Also, this will kick off a series of posts showcasing Mr. T’s lessons on how to not suck at life.

Billy Bob Thornton goes on a radio show to promote his band, The Boxmasters, and the interviewer mentions Billy Bob’s career in Hollywood.  Billy Bob’s reaction?  Treat the poor guy like garbage.  Classy.
Having watched the video, I have to ask this question: Exactly how did Billy Bob come to think of himself as being [...]

I like Bon Jovi.  I’ve bought his music since it was coming out on cassette tapes.  He seems like a decent guy, and very few of his songs have ever made me want to step out into traffic at rush hour.  However, this guy clearly has a really special relationship with “Livin’ on a Prayer”.  [...]

So…You’re making a music video.  Do you have some stock planetarium footage?  Check.  Is the most attractive girl in your small town available? No? Damn.  How about the lonely looking checkout girl at the Piggly Wiggly?  Yes?  Awesome.  Time to put on the Bugle Boy jeans and a polo shirt, my friend.  You’re about to [...]