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Drunk Chick Ruins Wedding - Real or Fake?

The Stallion — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:06:16 +0000

You be the judge.

Japanese Cartoon about Jay Leno vs. Conan O’Brien

The Stallion — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:00:24 +0000

The Japanese seem to have a lot of time on their hands. Not only do they produce the most jacked up cartoons, game shows, and reality tv in the world, they also wanted to weigh in on the Tonight Show debacle with an utterly bizarre animation of their own. Most folks who visit this blog don’t speak or read Japanese, but if you’re familiar with what’s going on at NBC, you can figure out what they’re saying pretty easily.

Tizzle Wizzle - Jammies!

The Stallion — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:31:38 +0000

Sit on someone else’s couch to watch this. It would suck to pee all over your own.

Muppets Sing Bohemian Rhapsody

The Stallion — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:01:37 +0000

The internet continues to combine awesome things. Muppets and Queen is now at the top of my list, with girls and cups a distant second.

Prank Fail

The Stallion — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:29:27 +0000

European prank shows. They typically suck. A European televised prank normally consists of either a mime following some dude around for an extended period, someone’s head popping out of someone else’s covered dinner platter, or a topless girl directing traffic. I guess not all European pranks are awful.

However, the prank in this video evidently consisted of a dude walking around the mall and tossing a net on some random Eurotrash. He gets exactly what he deserves.

Furniture for Black People! And also White People!

The Stallion — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 07:36:32 +0000

This commercial couldn’t be better. It’s the most perfect piece of advertising every created.

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but not getting this video up sooner ranks near the top. Deepest apologies.

Worst Live Performance Ever

The Stallion — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:09:23 +0000

This.

Is.

Horrifying.

Public Service Announcements…From the FUTURE!

The Stallion — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:21:16 +0000

Remember when Bret Michaels Died at the Tony Awards?

The Stallion — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:03:15 +0000

Um, yeah. That was the funniest thing I had ever seen.

Worst obvious jokes:

1. His show was immediately retitled “Neckbrace of Love”.
2. There’s been a late addition to Poison’s greatest hits album.
3. This was Michaels’ audition to play Curly in the upcoming Broadway production of “The Three Stooges”.
4. Poison’s classic album “Open Up and Say…Ahh!” changed to the more contemporary “Open Up and Say…Oh God, I’m Bleeding from My Ears!”
5. Fortunately the backdrop escaped with only one strain of syphilis.

Be Somebody: The Mr. T Life Lessons Series

The Stallion — Thu, 21 May 2009 07:53:00 +0000

“If you’re not somebody, then you’re gonna be somebody’s fool.” Just like your parents, who bought their kid a motivational video from Mr. T. Don’t get me wrong, I love Mr. T. He’s probably the only man on earth I’d let spoon me. But why do kids need a motivational video? In 1984 (when this video was released), didn’t parents still use threats of no ice cream and the sting of belt on butt to use as motivators? I don’t have kids yet, but I wonder if one day I’ll be tempted to buy a motivational video for my kids. Will I see my kid sitting on the couch and think to myself, “Look at that little punk, just sitting there doing homework like an asshole. He needs to get out there and be somebody. If only there was someone who could inspire him to reach for the stars and wear lots of necklaces.”